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The Quote Blog displays the infinite wisdom of the next generation. I'm a high school teacher and I listen to this crazy crap every day. I now share this gift with you. Enjoy!

All identities are protected by giving the students very appropriate nick names.

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Sep 11
Do fish have ears?
— Gangsta
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Sep 07
Micro can’t mean small! Microwaves have micro, and microwave is not small.
— Gilligan
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The mango is my favorite person!
— Bowler
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This is an A and B conversation, so…Z your way out.
— Fat Stuff
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I wish I was great at stabbing people with needles and stuff.
— Bowler
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I don’t have enough muscle to have tendons.
— Fat Stuff
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Sep 03
A spark plug? Is that the thing that looks like a carrot?

— Lennie
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I wish I was Chinese but I would hate to live in China. I should be a black Chinese person!
— Molanus
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All queens are dead!
— Donkeyfer
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Jul 03
Crap! I almost forgot I had arms!
— Lil Meanie
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Jun 15
I can’t help it if I talk. I’ve been talking since I was like 21.
— Molanus
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Jun 11
I’m not gonna fart and make my pee go away!
— Manus
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Jun 10
Am I lying to myself? Molanus, I’m lying to me!
— Molanus
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Jun 09
Is Cheech and Chong the guy that sang “She Bang” on American Idol?
— Untie
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I’m like an African fortune cookie!
— Molanus
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