September 2009
9 posts
“Do fish have ears?”
– Gangsta
“Micro can’t mean small! Microwaves have micro, and microwave is not...”
– Gilligan
“The mango is my favorite person!”
– Bowler
“This is an A and B conversation, so…Z your way out.”
– Fat Stuff
“I wish I was great at stabbing people with needles and stuff.”
– Bowler
“I don’t have enough muscle to have tendons.”
– Fat Stuff
“A spark plug? Is that the thing that looks like a carrot?
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– Lennie
“I wish I was Chinese but I would hate to live in China. I should be a black...”
– Molanus
“All queens are dead!”
– Donkeyfer
July 2009
1 post
“Crap! I almost forgot I had arms!”
– Lil Meanie
June 2009
32 posts
“I can’t help it if I talk. I’ve been talking since I was like 21.”
– Molanus
“I’m not gonna fart and make my pee go away!”
– Manus
“Am I lying to myself? Molanus, I’m lying to me!”
– Molanus
“Is Cheech and Chong the guy that sang “She Bang” on American Idol?”
– Untie
“I’m like an African fortune cookie!”
– Molanus
“I’m gonna spank English into me!”
– Molanus
“Don’t act like I’m smart!”
– Molanus
“No, I don’t like the Lakers. I don’t even really watch football.”
– Elbows
“She’s flying over Denver right now? Huh…I’ve never been to...”
– Special K
“You’re from France? So you’re Francinian then?”
– Donkeyfer
“I thought I saw a monkey on the side of the road! Wait…I mean I thought it...”
– Lennie
“I’m like a lion. Lion King! Yay! I like that movie!”
– Molanus
“When you started talking, all my trig smartness fell out my ear!”
– Peppy
“12, 2, and 6 are English.”
– Donkeyfer
“Let’s not say finals. Let’s say the F-WORD instead!”
– Donkeyfer
“I have a beard! I’m your daughter!”
– Nata Lee
“I’m my own smart!”
– Molanus
“I’m like an angel stuck in hell right now! Not like a demon though...”
– Molanus
“Was that thunder? We need to turn off the lights or we might be electrocuted!”
– Donkeyfer
“Moles don’t even have butts!”
– Molanus
“You think you’re so funny. You guys are like Chee and Chung!”
– Molanus
“I just fell down a roller coaster ride down the gravity-mobile!”
– Peppy’s version of falling down
“Taiwan is in Mexico…isn’t it? Oh, Tijuana! It’s like one...”
– Lennie
“Agh! There’s a fly all over your hair. Let’s poor honey on you so...”
– Lennie
“Yeah, you probably can’t trace it though since my dad was half-slave.”
– Molanus
“Compton? You were born in New York?”
– Dorothy
“I was born in Africa! You wanna see my Zimbabwe…an birth certificate? ...”
– Molanus
“It was already spreaded!”
– Molanus
“If I turn out to be a hobo, it’s your fault!”
– Molanus
“They shoot you in boot camp? I knew it!”
– Hee Haw
“Hey let’s play hash brown! You know, when you throw it around like...”
– Donkeyfer
“I’m eating my hair and I don’t know why!”
– Momath
May 2009
96 posts
“What is this, an anarchy? You think you’re the king of England or...”
– Molanus
“I wonder how many times you made fun of me in my last life.”
– Molanus
“I thought I did, but I farted and it went away. Sorry.”
– Manus
“I’m friendly, I’m nice to be around, I’m loyal…oh no! ...”
– Molanus
“It’s like two candy, candi!”
– Donkeyfer
“I thought it was my fault that I never grew taller.”
– Donkeyfer
“Why would they freeze Walt Disney? Why not Hitler?”
– Pirate Lover
“Indians are extinct.”
– Untie